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  ‘Knock it off!’ she ordered, pointing her laser’s muzzle through the mesh.

  Three of the goblins ignored her. One, possibly the leader, turned his scaly face to the grille. Holly saw that he had eyeball tattoos. This act of supreme stupidity probably would have guaranteed him promotion had the B’wa Kell not been effectively disbanded.

  ‘You will not be able to get us all, elf,’ he said, smoke leaking from his mouth and slitted nostrils. ‘Then one of us will get you.’

  The goblin was right, even if he didn’t realize why. Holly suddenly remembered that she could not fire during a lockdown. Regulations stated that there were to be no unshielded power surges in case Haven was being probed.

  Her hesitation was all the proof the goblin needed.

  ‘I knew it!’ he crowed, tossing a casual fireball at the grille. The mesh glowed red, and sparks cascaded against Holly’s visor. Over the goblins’ heads, the roof sagged dangerously. A few more seconds and it would collapse.

  Holly undipped a piton dart from her belt, screwing it into the launcher above the Neutrino’s main barrel. The launcher was spring-loaded, like an old-fashioned spear gun, and would not give off a heat flash: nothing to alarm any sensors.

  The goblin was highly amused, as goblins often are just before incarceration, which explains why so many are incarcerated.

  ‘A dart? You going to prod us all to death, little elf?’

  Holly aimed at a clip protruding from the fire-foam nozzle in the rear of the wagon.

  ‘Would you please be quiet?’ she said, and launched the dart. It flew over the goblin’s head, jamming itself between the rods of the nozzle clip; the piton cord stretched the length of the wagon.

  ‘Missed me,’ said the goblin, waggling his forked tongue. It was a testament to the goblin’s stupidity that he could be trapped in a melting vehicle during a lockdown with an LEP officer firing at him, and still think he had the upper hand.

  ‘I told you to be quiet!’ said Holly, pulling sharply on the piton cord and snapping the clip.

  Eight hundred kilograms of extinguisher foam blasted from the diffuser nozzle at over two hundred miles per hour. Needless to say, all fireballs went out. The goblins were pinned down by the force of the already hardening foam. The leader was pressed so forcibly against the grille that his tattooed eyes were easily legible. One said ‘Mummy’, the other ‘Duddy’. A misspelling, though he probably didn’t know it.

  ‘Ow,’ he said. More from disbelief than pain. He didn’t say anything else, because his mouth was full of congealing foam.

  ‘Don’t worry,’ said Holly. ‘The foam is porous, so you will be able to breathe, but it’s also completely fireproof, so good luck trying to burn your way out.’

  Grub was still examining his hangnail when Holly emerged from the van. She removed her helmet, wiping the soot from the visor with the sleeve of her jumpsuit. It was supposed to be non-stick; maybe she should send it in for another coating.

  ‘Everything all right?’ asked Grub.

  ‘Yes, Corporal. Everything is all right. No thanks to you.’

  Grub had the audacity to look offended. ‘I was securing the perimeter, Captain. We can’t all be action heroes.’

  That was typical Grub, an excuse for every occasion. She could deal with him later. Now it was vital that she get to Police Plaza and find out why the Council had shut down the city.

  ‘I think we should get back to HQ,’ Grub offered. ‘The intelligence boys might want to interview me if the humans are invading.’

  ‘I think I should get back to HQ,’ said Holly. ‘You stay here and keep an eye on the suspects until the power comes back on. Do you think you can handle that? Or are you too incapacitated with that hangnail?’

  Holly’s auburn hair stood in sweat-slicked spikes, and her round hazel eyes dared Grub to argue.

  ‘No, Holly. . Captain. You leave it to me. Everything is under control.’

  I doubt it, thought Holly, setting off at a run towards Police Plaza.

  The city was in complete chaos. Every citizen was on the street staring at his or her dead appliance in disbelief. For some of the younger fairies, the loss of their mobile phones was too much to bear. They sank to the streets, sobbing gently.

  Police Plaza was mobbed by enquiring minds, like moths drawn to a light. In this case, one of the only lights in town. Hospitals and emergency vehicles would still have juice but, otherwise, the LEP headquarters was the only government building still functioning.

  Holly forced her way through the crowd, into the lobby area. The public service queues ran down the steps and out the door. Today everyone was asking the same question: What’s happened to the power?

  The same question was on Holly’s lips as she burst into the Situations booth, but she kept it to herself. The room was already packed with the force’s complement of captains, along with the three regional commanders and all seven Council members.

  ‘Aaah,’ said Chairman Cahartez. ‘The last captain.’

  ‘I didn’t get my emergency juice,’ explained Holly. ‘Non-regulation vehicle.’

  Cahartez adjusted his official conical hat. ‘No time for excuses, Captain, Mister Foaly has been holding off on his briefing until you got here.’

  Holly took her seat at the captain’s table, beside Trouble Kelp.

  ‘Grub OK?’ he whispered.

  ‘He got a hangnail.’

  Trouble rolled his eyes. ‘No doubt he’ll make a complaint.’

  The centaur Foaly trotted through the doors, clutching armfuls of disks. Foaly was the LEP’s technical genius, and his security innovations were the main reason why humans had not yet discovered the subterranean fairy hideaway. Maybe that was about to change.

  The centaur expertly loaded the disks on to the operating system, opening several windows on a wall-size plasma screen. Various complicated-looking algorithms and wave patterns appeared on the screen.

  He cleared his throat noisily. ‘I advised Chairman Cahartez to initiate lockdown on the basis of these readings.’

  Recon’s Commander Root sucked on an unlit fungus cigar. ‘I think I’m speaking for the whole room here, Foaly, when I say that all I see is lines and squiggles. Doubtless it makes sense to a smart pony like yourself, but the rest of us are going to need some plain Gnommish.’

  Foaly sighed. ‘Simply put. Really simply. We got pinged. Is that plain enough?’

  It was. The room resonated with stunned silence. Pinged was an old naval term from back in the days when sonar was the preferred method of detection.

  Getting pinged was slang for being detected. Someone knew the fairy folk were down here.

  Root was the first to recover his voice. ‘Pinged. Who pinged us?’

  Foaly shrugged. ‘Don’t know. It only lasted a few seconds. There was no recognizable signature, and it was untraceable.’

  ‘What did they get?’

  ‘Quite a bit. Everything North European. Scopes, Sentinel. All our cam-cams. Downloaded information on every one of them.’

  This was catastrophic news. Someone or something knew all about fairy surveillance in Northern Europe, after only a few seconds.

  ‘Was it human,’ asked Holly, ‘or alien?’

  Foaly pointed to a digital representation of the beam. ‘I can’t say for certain. If it is human, it’s something brand new. This came out of nowhere. No one has been developing technology like this as far as I know. Whatever it is, it read us like an open book. My security encryptions folded like they weren’t even there.’

  Cahartez took off his official hat, no longer concerned with protocol.

  ‘What does this mean for the People?’

  ‘It’s difficult to say. There are best and worst case scenarios. Our mysterious guest could learn all about us whenever he wishes and do with our civilization what he will.’

  ‘And the best case scenario?’ asked Trouble.

  Foaly took a breath. ‘That was the best case scenario.’

  C
ommander Root called Holly into his office. The room stank of cigar smoke in spite of the purifier built into the desk. Foaly was already there, his fingers a blur over the commander’s keyboard.

  ‘The signal originated in London somewhere,’ said the centaur. ‘We only know that because I happened to be looking at the monitor at the time.’ He leaned back from the keyboard, shaking his head. ‘This is incredible. It’s some kind of hybrid technology. Almost like our ion systems, but not quite — just a hair’s breadth away.’

  ‘The how is not important now,’ said Root. ‘It’s the who I’m worried about.’

  ‘What can I do, sir?’ asked Holly.

  Root stood and walked to a map of London on the wall plasma screen.

  ‘I need you to sign out a surveillance pack, go topside and wait. If we get pinged again, I want someone on site, ready to go. We can’t record this thing, but we can certainly get a visual on the signal. As soon as it shows up on the screen we’ll feed you the coordinates and you can investigate.’

  Holly nodded. ‘When is the next hotshot?’

  Hotshot was LEP-speak for the magma flares that Recon officers ride to the surface in titanium eggs. Pod pilots referred to this seat-of-the-pants procedure as ‘Riding the Hotshots’.

  ‘No such luck,’ replied Foaly. ‘Nothing in the pipes for the next two days. You’ll have to take a shuttle.’

  ‘What about the lockdown?’

  ‘I’ve restored power to Stonehenge and our satellite arrays. We’ll have to risk it; you need to get above ground and we need to stay in contact. The future of our civilization could depend on it.’

  Holly felt the weight of responsibility settle on her shoulders. This future of our civilization thing was happening more and more lately.

  Chapter 3: On Ice

  EN FIN, KNIGHTSBRIDGE

  The sonic blast from Butler’s grenade had crashed through the kitchen door, sweeping aside stainless-steel implements like stalks of grass. The aquarium had shattered, leaving the flagstones slick with water, perspex and surprised lobsters. They skittered through the debris, claws raised. The restaurant staff were on the floor, bound and saturated,

  but alive. Butler did not untie them. He did not need hysteria right now.

  Time enough to deal with them once all threats had been neutralized.

  An assassin stirred, suspended halfway through a dividing wall. The manservant checked her eyes. They were crossed and unfocused. No threat there. Butler pocketed the old lady’s weapon just the same. You couldn’t be too careful — something he was learning all over again. If

  Madame Ko could have seen this afternoon’s display, she would have had his graduation tattoo lasered for sure.

  The room was clear, but still something was bothering the bodyguard. His soldier’s sense grated like two broken bones. Once again

  Butler flashed back to Madame Ko, his sensei from the Academy. The bodyguard’s primary Junction is to protect his principal. The principal cannot be shot if you are standing in front of him. Madame Ko always referred to employers as principals. One did not become involved with principals.

  Butler wondered why this particular maxim had occurred to him.

  Out of the hundreds Madame Ko had drummed into his skull, why this one? It was obvious really. He had broken the first rule of personal protection by leaving his principal unguarded. The second rule: Do not develop an emotional attachment to the principal was pretty much in smithereens too. Butler had become so attached to Artemis that it was obviously beginning to affect his judgement.

  He could see Madame Ko before him, nondescript in her khaki suit,

  for all the world an ordinary Japanese housewife. But how many housewives of any nationality could strike so quickly that the air hissed?

  You are a disgrace, Butler. A disgrace to your name. It would better suit your talents to get a job mending shoes. Your principal has already been neutralized.

  Butler moved as though in a dream. The very air seemed to hold him back as he raced for the kitchen doors. He knew what would have happened. Arno Blunt was a professional. Vain perhaps — a cardinal sin among bodyguards — but a professional nevertheless. Professionals always inserted earplugs if there was any danger of gunfire.

  The tiles were slick beneath his feet, but Butler compensated by leaning forward and digging his rubber-soled toes into the surface. His intact eardrums picked up irregular vibrations from the restaurant.

  Conversation. Artemis was speaking with someone. Arno Blunt, no doubt.

  It was already too late.

  Butler came through the service door at a speed that would have shamed an Olympian. His brain began calculating odds the moment pictures arrived from his retinas: Blunt was in the act of firing. Nothing could be done about that now. There was only one option. Without hesitation, Butler took it.

  In his right hand, Blunt held a silenced pistol.

  ‘You first,’ he said. ‘Then the ape.’

  Arno Blunt cocked the gun, took aim briefly and fired.

  Butler came from nowhere. He seemed to fill the entire room, flinging himself in the bullet’s path. From a greater distance, the Kevlar in his bulletproof vest might have held, but at point-blank range, the Teflon-coated bullet drilled through the waistcoat like a hot poker through snow.

  It entered Butler’s chest a centimetre below the heart. It was a fatal wound. And this time Captain Short was not around to save him with her fairy magic.

  The bodyguard’s own momentum, combined with the force of the bullet, sent Butler crashing into Artemis, pinning him to the dessert trolley. Nothing of the boy was visible, save one Armani loafer.

  Butler’s breathing was shallow and his vision gone, but he was not dead yet. His brain’s electricity was rapidly running out, but the bodyguard held on to a single thought: protect the principal.

  Arno Blunt drew a surprised breath, and Butler fired six shots at the sound. He would have been disappointed with the spread had he been able to see it. But one of the bullets found its mark, clipping Blunt’s temple. Unconsciousness was immediate, concussion inevitable. Arno

  Blunt joined the rest of his team, on the floor.

  Butler ignored the pain squashing his torso like a giant fist. Instead he listened for movement. There was nothing locally, just the scratch of lobster claws on the tiles. And if one of the lobsters decided to attack,

  Artemis was on his own.

  Nothing more could be done. Either Artemis was safe, or he was not. If not, Butler was in no condition to fulfil the terms of his contract.

  This realization brought tremendous calm. No more responsibility. Just his own life to live, for a few seconds at any rate. And anyway, Artemis wasn’t just a principal. He was part of the bodyguard’s life. His only true friend. Madame Ko might not like this attitude, but there wasn’t much she could do about it now. There wasn’t much anybody could do.

  Artemis had never liked desserts. And yet, he found himself submersed in eclairs, cheesecake and pavlova. His suit would be absolutely destroyed. Of course, Artemis’s brain was only throwing up these facts so he could avoid thinking about what had happened. But a ninety-kilogram deadweight is a hard thing to ignore.

  Luckily for Artemis, Butler’s impact had actually driven him through to the trolley’s second shelf, while the bodyguard remained on the ice-cream ledge above. As far as Artemis could tell, the Black Forest gateau had cushioned his impact sufficiently to avoid serious internal injury. Still, he had no doubt that a visit to the chiropractor would be called for.

  Possibly for Butler too, though the man had the constitution of a troll.

  Artemis struggled out from underneath his manservant. With each movement, malignant cream horns exploded in his direction.

  ‘Really, Butler,’ grumbled the teenager. ‘I must begin choosing my business associates more carefully. Hardly a day goes by when we aren’t the victims of some plot.’

  Artemis was relieved to see Arno Blunt unconscious on the restaurant floo
r.

  ‘Another villain dispatched. Good shooting, Butler, as usual. And one more thing, I have decided to wear a bulletproof vest to all future meetings. That should make your job somewhat easier, eh?’

  It was at this point that Artemis noticed Butler’s shirt. The sight knocked the air from his chest like an invisible mallet. Not the hole in the material, but the blood leaking from it.

  ‘Butler, you’re injured. Shot. But the Kevlar?’

  The bodyguard didn’t reply, nor did he have to. Artemis knew science better than most nuclear physicists. Truth be told, he often posted lectures on the Internet under the pseudonym Emmsey Squire. Obviously the bullet’s momentum had been too great for the jacket to withstand. It had possibly been coated with Teflon for extra penetration.

  A large part of Artemis wanted to drape his arms across the bodyguard’s frame and cry as he would for a brother. But Artemis repressed that instinct. Now was the time for quick thinking.

  Butler interrupted his train of thought.

  ‘Artemis. . is that you?’ he said, the words coming in short gasps.

  ‘Yes, it’s me,’ answered Artemis, his voice trembling.

  ‘Don’t worry. Juliet will protect you. You’ll be fine.’

  ‘Don’t talk, Butler. Lie still. The wound is not serious.’

  Butler spluttered. It was as close as he could get to a laugh.

  ‘Very well, it is serious. But I will think of something. Just stay still.’

  With his last vestige of strength, Butler raised a hand.

  ‘Goodbye, Artemis,’ he said. ‘My friend.’

  Artemis caught the hand. The tears were streaming now.

  Unchecked.

  ‘Goodbye, Butler.’

  The Eurasian’s sightless eyes were calm. ‘Artemis, call me — Domovoi.’

  The name told Artemis two things. Firstly, his lifelong ally had been named after a Slavic guardian spirit. Secondly, graduates of the Madame Ko Academy were instructed never to reveal first names to their principals. It helped to keep things clinical. Butler would never have broken this rule. . unless it no longer mattered.